Manwan: Based on the Gunners performance at the end of the season, Manchester City will reassess the team s problems

How much money do you think the UEFA Champions League trophy is worth? Manchester City held the check book in his hand and sucked his teeth. Arsenal kept holding the coffin book on the gambling table. Just last week, when I was squatting to brush my phone, a string of bold bold words popped up - "If Arsenal wins the cup, Manchester City should smash the TV!". This title made me almost lift the toilet tank cover. I'm going to look at the date: I haven't traveled through time, and I still have to see the 2025 Champions League final.

Seriously speaking, if you rank the rich clubs on a list of rich clubs, Manchester City could stammer and say, "Everyone here is a younger brother." Pay the bill for the 2023-2025 season and check it out. Blue Moon has issued a payroll of 2.3 billion pounds in three years, and carefully calculates it enough to buy the mineral water bottle on the back seat of the Arsenal team's tricycle. But Leipzig can get rid of the chain in the Champions League knockout stage. Who can't curse after watching it? This is like Wang Laoer next door chewing his elbow every day, and his wife is not as good as Erzhuzi, who relies on vegetable leaves to prosper.

If you want to say that Arsenal's poor relative is really going to turn over, you see, the situation is very lively now. What's the point of losing 0-1 to Paris in the first leg of the semi-finals? Last year, they were given three goals in the first half of Newcastle, but they kept snatching the scores in the second half. All-night barbecue stall owners in England all remember that early morning, Arteta ran like a flea on the sidelines, and Saka ran and was still wading on the sidelines. The scene was more exciting than the final circle of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds".

Manchester City is blocking its back teeth to calculate points, and their eyes are almost stuck to the schedule. Weekend to Southampton? Good guy, the Saint has long been lying flat as a salted fish, and Haaland can even jump with one foot with injuries and kick a hat trick. On the other hand, Arsenal will first play with champion Liverpool. The "title-tip" is pulled out, and then he will be bitten by the butt of the rich wild wolf Newcastle. You said this is not a football player? It’s obviously a game of fun, and maybe it will collapse.

Guardiola has been posing as a philosopher's bitter face recently, and he muttered at the press conference that "a wonderful process is more important than a result". What is the difference between this saying and the middle-aged crisis uncle in various villages saying "the focus is on participation"? Looking at the past five years, Manchester City's Champions League knockout rounds have always reminded people of Mizuguchi Erya's blind date - she was dressed brightly and lost at critical moments. Last year, when Real Madrid reversed three goals last year, the blue veins on the forehead when De Bruyne whistled in the midfield, I still feel dizzy when I think about it.

Arsenal has lived a clear life in recent years. Since coach Arteta began to learn Sichuan opera, he changed his face. When should he pretend to be a grandson and become an uncle. Don’t look at their last trembling in the league, they broke in the Champions League with Italian fried dough sticks and German Transformers. Last month, I was proud to play Barcelona. After the game, the most things the cleaners of Camp Nou picked up were not water bottles, but false eyelashes that were shoveled off - they really drove their opponent out of their bodies.

Let's look at the man from Manchester City. He is an expert in the domestic league abuse, but he will show his true colors when he is in the tough battle of the Champions League. This situation is like the bald director sitting in the front row in the office building. The report at the end of the month is red, and the summary at the end of the year is revealed. I heard that the club owner has started to inquire about the discount card left in Guatu Barber Shop. After all, it is much more cost-effective to take care of Mediterranean hairstyles than to buy players.

The worst thing is that the whole Premier League is waiting to see this drama now. After Liverpool won the cup, they had already prepared their annual plan, and Chelsea fans gathered money to weld the Stamford Bridge toilet cover to death. If Arsenal really brought the championship trophy back to the Emirates Stadium, I am afraid that even the chef in the Manchester City canteen would have to change his career and deliver food. But if you think about it carefully, if the dynasty that you bought for billions was overtaken by a two-year assembly car, would this be enough to rent it to the Sichuan Opera team as a curtain call?

After all, football is like a village head master playing chess. The person holding two chariots and two cannons is called a rich man. The person who dares to cross the river with a pawn is a cruel person. The commander is almost unable to take this card in Manchester City's hands but he is going to cheat. You said that Arsenal encountered Paris Saint-Germain counterattack, and it was just a bad guy who could drink cold water and plug his teeth. But if you really turn the tables over, you will have to wear a mask when you go out to buy vegetables in the future - you are afraid that the vegetable seller will be chanted by "It's better to give way to the young people."

Recently, there were Champions League trophy paints on beer mugs on the corner of London. North London fans said they didn’t need to eat or drink, and just staring at this pattern can drink three dozen. The bar owner in Manchester opened the door and gave him two anti-spray bags, pointing at the schedule and talking to himself more customers than when the British MPs ran for election. If you really wait until June to see how these two detachments end, I am afraid that even the director of Sky TV will have to prepare quick-acting heart-saving pills.

If you want to tell the inspiration this story gives us, it is in line with Aunt Wang's golden sentence in the vegetable market: "No matter how big the pie is, it will only taste good when you eat it." Manchester City is sitting in a mountain of gold and silver, and it looks like the best director in the annual meeting red envelope group. The poor boy Arsenal suddenly wanted to play the lead role on the Champions League stage, which reminds people of the past when Xiaomi and rifles knocked down several foreign cannons.

Dear viewers, please tell me, if this drama comes true, will anyone broadcast the first "Start from Start" to Manchester City on demand?